Don't PM me asking when a story is going to update.

Don't leave comments on any of my stories asking when the story is going to update.

Don't post "witty and clever" comments on any of my stories declaring that story "dead" for not having updated in several months.

Don't e-mail me asking me when a story is going to update.

Don't ask me about story updates via Twitter.

Don't send up smoke signals asking when a story is going to update.

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